Before I say anything else: Congratulations and welcome to Bournemouth. You bunch of diamonds have managed to see yourself through a torturous educational system and have done it in style; winding up at one of the most progressive and beautiful Uni locations in the world- Clever you!

I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you there’s no shortage of reasons to beam with delight over the next coming months and years. For most of you, your smiling because you have just escaped the supremacy of you parents, for more of you, you’ve worked, sweated, and nail-chewed your way through biblical amounts of A-Level bullshit and are only just spreading your smile in the light at the end of the tunnel. All of you however ought to be  smug in the blissful knowledge that coming to Bournemouth was one of the better ideas you’ve had since….forever

So, given that your buzzing with pleasure at the thought of freedom, a loan, a beach, a degree, and fresh friendly and sexy faces with whom to acquaint yourself, I thought I’d take this moment to come a long and in the spirit of timely generosity, put a lil’ cherry on top of the sweet piece of cake that is your life right now.

Simply look to the left, then look to the right, then pick which ever of these amazing nights is tickling you pickle and click to investigate! Don't forget to look out for our Promo team on campus as they are there to offer you all kinds of prizes, bonuses and incentives for each of these nights- just because we love you! They will also let you know about our various competitions which range from everything from battle of the bands, a DJ ing competition and rolling, weekly competitions such asthe Hottie of the week! Each of which will recieve some juicy prizes!